Ho ho!
I'm a little bit excited… a LOT!

Bad news.
Can "Toy Movie" be far behind? (SCTV had this concept beat by decades, though, with their awesome skit "Slinky: Toy From Hell.")

Everybody:
WATCH OUT FOR FOLDEROL.

I don't give a shit about video games, but I clicked on this anyway to learn more about that monster panda.

Just be sure to wipe any extra semen on the book spines as you walk out.

Can it be a double-directors situation, like the third Mad Max movie? In that one George Miller directed the action while a theatre guy also named George directed the dialogue scenes. Maybe something like that could be worked out with Bay and Allen.

He can ref it, then kill the winner with a heartpunch.

Seconds on the Dead Zone praise.

I sure do agree about the Local Hero score. And about Knopfler in general, in fact.

That Pelham 123 score is great. I doubt there's anything nearly as interesting going on in that new one. I don't know who did the new score even - probably one of those guys who make absolutely no impression, like Randy Edelman or Herman Gregson Williams.

His score for The Fog is really good - it goes well beyond the simple-but-effective Halloween or Prince of Darkness stuff and has some really subtle, eerie passages.

12 Monkeys is by Paul Buckmaster.

How I would love to see
a Michael Bay vs. Uwe Boll bloodsport matchup.

That reminds me of the great Cheryl Debate of Seventy-Eight: Tiegs or Ladd?

Where is the entranceway to play?
The Seeds were great. My dad owned the album "Future" and told me they were the worst band in history, but I listened and knew better. Goodnight Sky.

I hate to be "That Guy Who Always Agrees With Burl,"
but I think Burl's idea that half the show should be dedicated to yanking Oscars away from past undeserving winners is a solid one.

Philandering governors with passports who also happen to be self-righteous moralizing Republicans (redundant, I know) very definitely count as entertainment. Most satisfactory entertainment, in fact.

Selleck had no mustache, repeat no mustache, in Folks!, am I right?

It may be a case of palpitations if he works too much or too hard or too far from home. Larger men are often more comfortable near their homes and in a sitting/reclining position.

…
…Ben Gazzara is a good actor.