Do you know what happens to a person hoping for a very limited amount of Halle Berry when they get hit by lightning…?

And I'm gonna go there free!

I don't know, every movie I've seen him in only has a little Dinklage.
… reporting to Hell now….

You're a generous, generous fan. I think of Bishop, sadly, as a symbol of the Jim Lee/other future Image artists era when Claremont really went off the rails in introducing characters from the future with no idea of where any of the whole thing was going.

What did Picard say about Bob Hope….?

So they finally filmed J.D.'s Dr. Acula script…?

I had a chance to interview her once, briefly, about 12 or 13 years ago. She couldn't have been nicer to a young, dumb and VERY intimidated reporter.

Can't argue that it's not cool (and, damn, Redford still looks good…) The main reason that I think Redford is telegraphed as the villain is that the movie looks like it's about Captain America being torn between two "fathers" (Like Charlie Sheen's character in "Platoon.") and obviously, it's not going to be Nick Fury…

I just wish that this trailer didn't practically scream, "Hey, Redford is the Bad Guy!"…

He only need that shield because he wasn't belted with gamma rays….

I don't know what @disqus_0HVW7SNZQq:disqus or @avclub-a70b90ac4dd557918e5a1c5cb19399ec:disqus are talking about!
:: eyes shift from side to side, sweat pours down forehead, fingers cross in hope that anyone believed it::

He is the Destroyer….
Hey, I was as shocked as anyone. I even tried to tell him we were holding a seat for Fred Willard. Then he says, "Listen, son, I take the 'Ill' out of Willard" and before I can ask what that means, he's showing me his own meaning of "tremors."
And all of this proves, I did not simply mix up Fred…

Too boring; didn't read…

Flirting with your therapist's secretary…? Respect, sir! You are not afraid to take on the tough missions, are you?

tb;dr…

THE AV CLUB
It's just sex, after all.

I saw it with Fred Ward and Paul Reubens. No one was hiding anything…

"I mean you're so much better than me. "
See? We do agree on something!
You're the worst kind of monster. You probably look normal but you're filled with hatred. And you should be locked up in a hospital where a team of trained professionals might … might be able to help undo whatever damage has been done to you over…

Really, you twisted sociopath? That's your answer? The 8-year-old had it coming?
The people who used to feel sorry for you didn't turn away from you because of your voting record. It's because you're a monster who should be locked up.
And someone who supports a child-killer telling me that I'm an asshole makes my day.…

Y'know, @avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus in the past, you've posted here about being on the side of the guys who bombed the Boston Marathon in which three innocent people, including an 8-year-old boy, were killed.
I'm pretty sure it's not your voting habits that have made people see you as a toxic…