Once you get enough downvotes the rest of the commenters are allowed to circle around you and stone you to death.

Fumble-rooski! Fumble-aya!
I'm ashamed to know those terms….

We won't be watching that suggested show at my No-Homers-the-Happy-Ghost club!

Disney doesn't even own an MTV!

Don't worry, it's a slow clap.

Machete Kills Time Waiting for his Muffler to be Repaired
Machete Kills the Moment by Walking in on His Roommate with that Girl From Work Who Finally Agreed to a Date
Machete Kills High, High Prices at His Discount Appliance Store

Malignant news, everyone!

This makes me unhappy! Frownvote!

Now you're just trying to make me feel better….

I apologize to everyone here because I'm pretty confident that the burning hatred of everything I post forced Disqus to add a "downvote" button.

Yes, @avclub-72685cbb553a7ebfbccb08092d11c7e0:disqus . Yes, I would.

@avclub-97b2d5e5f92c333976018236d76658d9:disqus I don't see what you're getting at.

Annoying literalist that I am, the one thing that bugged me about Batman Beyond was that I couldn't figure out how the costume worked. Was he wearing a mask? Was it face paint? How the hell did those eyes work?

I like when the guy says, "Oh, that's it! I'm almost there, I'm almost there - BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!"

"And I DO have a couple of literature degrees so NYAH."

I'm waiting for the Marvel Telenova Universe.

When he gave the commencement address at Bennington College, Dinklage spoke at length about how he used to approach his acting jobs with the attitude that he would never do this kind of part or that kind of part but now that he was older and a father, he said, he's no longer so stubborn or self-serious.
On the other…

And that tiny man grew up to be … Colin Farrell.

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus Actually, that show does exist, just not on television…

@avclub-945ba977c27d196cdeaf6cbe4ff682f4:disqus  "be buried in your eyes."