Oh, a wise guy, huh? I oughta murderize you! Now you two knuckleheads get back to work while I make myself a sandwich.

An 8-track player would BLOW HIS MIND!!!!!

The Family Stoned

The actor playing the male lead needs to find attorneys named Dewey and Howe so he can start a law firm.

Saw it coming….

Maybe he thought that he had the credentials that would give him a pass. Or maybe people just don't like to be subjected to the outrage and hatred of thousands of strangers because they're going to pretend to be Batman in a movie.

Most puns leave me cold but this one, I admit, left me feeling a little worm.
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…. Wait, that sounds terrible…..

I think it's more likely that this is what someone who looks into the Ark of the Covenant sees.

Why didn't you include the whole quote: "Had I wanted my family to see a hooker perform a live sex show, I would have taken her to Tijuana … again."

Reverend Lovejoy or GTFO

"Bounty hunters do it to collect the reward"

Well, it was a slight erection… Maybe you could have had your tongue out a little more?

This is one of the more colorful - but accurate -descriptions I've read of Sarah Palin's acceptance of the vice-presidential nomination.

Not anymore….

I think it's supposed to be F-words from pop culture not just something you said to my mom last night.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when…."

The defense of a terrible, clichéd TV show of the future: "I learned it from YOU, Dads! I learned it from watching YOU!"

How ashamed should I be that I actually laughed out loud at the final exchange between Arkin and Hart. I LOL'd! WTF? Am I going to start listening to One Direction and tweeting about twerking, now?

Tom Servo….?

Hey, eff you, buddy, I'm their best volunteer, dammit!
Now those snobs over at the suicide prevention hotline won't give me the time of day….