Everybody … everybody … has been wrong so far. What's the correct answer? It's the same as the last line from "The Front," delivered by Woody Allen's character to the House Un-American Activities Committee:

So…

And if he can make one shaped like a hamburger, the money trucks will just start rolling in….
('Cause, y'know, quirky….)

Want to lose your will to live? Look at your next paycheck. Then imagine how many more zeroes are at the end of the paycheck issued to the person who came up with The People's Couch.

And they say "poofter" to mean tourist!

My favorite Disney story is not true … probably.
In the Sandman series, Neil Gaiman has a throwaway bit about a serial killer who gets all his victims at Disneyworld. It's great for him because the people running the park, clean up the crime scenes and cover up the murders themselves to avoid the bad publicity.
I find…

The guy who did Sebastian's voice has been a working actor since at least 1979 and was born in 1946. But maybe he meant he used to be one of the singers for Belle and Sebastian…?

I grew up with a rotary phone and a TV that you had to stand up and approach to change the channels. I'm sure either would stump many of today's young folks.

Disney promoting commercialism? Now, I've seen everything!
Actually, I think a lot of kids have access to one they can carry around because their schools are providing them.

I just wanted to FEEL PRETTY, Lux Lisbon!!!!!!!!!

The Master of Kung Fu was bi-curious…?!!?!!?!

If she had boobs as big as her head and legs, you weren't drawing Ariel, were you?

Can't think of a pun… What the shell is wrong with me…?

@cluelessneophyte:disqus I'm beginning to think your screen name is not entirely accurate….

Nope. Nick Frost.
But Nick Offerman would cu-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-rush it.

And with your user name, I don't have to suggest you play the drinking game either….

Really? I can't imagine a movie like that ever being made. I mean, how could the ragtag kids on the team ever beat the richer, better dressed, better trained snobs from the opposing team?

Play the LEGO videogame.

Then why am I masturbating while watching it?

It can be both. The patients I've given the full frontal usually go on to request the lobotomy.