This movie got a "D"? If  you don't want people to see it, why don't you just say Kate Bosworth is not actually nude in it?
If she is, could you include a list of local theaters and showtimes? Fred Willard, Paul Reubens and I are looking for something to see together.

The patient in Room 308 is ranting again. Apparently, he still believes there's something called … the Hayvee Club? … I think is what he's saying….?
Whaddya think, some more tranquilizers?

@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus I was joking of course. I'm glad you had a good date and I hope things continue to go well.

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus You're leaving out that the Fantastic Four has a working time machine in their building. The usual nonsense about using it to change world events is that if you stop Hitler, it changes the world beyond recognition, yadda, yadda, yadda. But surely they could have gone…

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Yes, @avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus is entirely correct although the crossover was written and drawn by Byrne.
Mobsters saying, "Hey, we're mobsters but we're Americans and not Nazis" was also a plot point in The Rocketeer and the whole plot of a 1941 Bogart film, All Through…

Skip 'em all and play the LEGO videogame….

"Small pile"…? Have you set through any of these bladder-testers?

Ha ha! @avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus saw Battleship!

@avclub-ca157d1a1382fd3eb266129b96bdba74:disqus If you ever figure that out, try to explain to me how the mouth of the mask works. Close ups by Kirby and other artists clearly show that the mask's workings are inside Doom's mouth but how the hell does that work? And why would me make the mask that way anyhow?

While we're fucking things….
Fuck Marvel for screwing up a great character like Monica Rambeau in the first place. I think she was once very well placed to be Marvel's Next Big Thing and they just let the character drift away into oblivion.

I'm not sure how a guy like Spider-Man could have stopped it. I'm certainly no expert on the attacks but I remember like it was yesterday how I first heard about it and that was someone telling me that a plane had hit one of the WTC towers. At that moment, I don't think anyone was thinking this was part of a…

Plus, it's not in Amurrican. It's all that fancy, gay-sounding talk which is only worth enduring for a Bond flick.

On Monday, there were a ton of stories about the "success" of the new Riddick movie. (Is it called "Riddick"? As someone who wishes Vin Diesel was fulfilling his destiny and asking if I wanted my windshield washed while he pumps my gas, I don't care…) It made less than $20 million.
This fills me with hope. I'm hoping…

And it made him cray-cray.

@avclub-72e068a12ae7544202a7fcc40b5448aa:disqus If you guys fight, I bet you'll win.

With all due respect, you're feeding a troll….

@avclub-f4d3a9b22204bc9cd4a83ec616bf6097:disqus "Awesome" is not spelled "r-I-d-I-c-u-l-o-u-s"

Ask John and Yoko.

Fucking Joe Quesada. Fucking Dan Slott.

I agree with @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus . It doesn't really hold up but some of these posts are pretty cynical about it in retrospect.
The fact is that while it makes sense that characters like Dr. Doom or Magneto would not be affected, it would be woefully wrongheaded of Marvel to publish a book…