Or if Stan Lee had written it:

The Council of Conservative Citizens didn't believe Idris Elba should be Heimdall. In other words, he faced the derision and contempt
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Nope. McCarthy was mad because Bullock twisted Rappaport's arm to get information. McCarthy was trying to keep her brother out of it but Bullock, instead, used the information to set up a trap. Of course, the bad guys didn't fall into the trap but the fact that there was a raid waiting for the boat told them Rappaport…

Cool! A scientist! Please demonstrate these measures for me! It's funny because I would have thought that "quality" is subjective but apparently you can measure it so lay it on me!
They take into account the decline in ad sales which means smaller papers which means less space to print stories, right? They also account…

@avclub-d7f43e1fb2d4977c86163d9b0cb07814:disqus And you would win that bet, sir!
Such a cool little Easter egg!

Yes, he said it was Bangor….

Did you know Stephen King has a sequel to "The Shining" that will be published later this month?
This is the same Stephen King who retired in 2002….

It's way too late and no one will care but anyone want to guess what I think was the BEST detail Meyer added to Holme's life? (Hint: It comes from a source you might not expect….)

To be a humorless pedantic type: Yes, I get the joke (and agree with it.) But as near as I can tell, Jesus wasn't a fictional person. I have zero belief in anything written in the Bible or that he was the "son of God," but I believe he was a real guy.
Just like Dracula. He wasn't really a vampire (As we all know, the…

@avclub-ddf39be6eb089c51636d28ea68254f5c:disqus We should hang out…

Does that picture at the top of the review show the star-crossed lovers? She's from a traditional family, he's a ragin', Cajun, redneck gator?
Cause that sounds awesome!

Also, music is too loud and everything's too expensive!

He's right. If you same something in print today, it just doesn't mean the same as it used to.
Hey, Eakin, there's a typo here too! Maybe you could do a whole article about it!

It was kind of a punk rock/steampunk version of Sherlock Holmes that took place in what was then the present day, roughly around the same time as Thatcher was prime minister. The big twist in the first arc was that the Holmes character, who everyone had assumed was a male, turned out to be a woman.

Your "finger"? Commit or GTFO, @avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus !

Hey! A Teacher! Leave that Ignatiy Vishnevetsky alone!

You must have read "Baker Street," if I'm remembering the title correctly, by Guy Davis. I followed it when it first came out but I seem to remember it fell victim to erratic publishing dates, like a lot of indies, so I kind of drifted off.
What did you think?

Oddly, Bugs Meany is the guy who did it in this story too….

@avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus I saw what you did there….

My gardener is a fictional character who has been written about many times….?