Please! That adamantium tease loves it….

As a newspaper reporter, I promise you that taking a $9-an-hour job as a lifeguard probably sharply increased both this character's income and her job security….

It has nothing to do with race. The problem is that he has HAIR! This movie is totally in the pocket of Big Toupee!

One of these days, Alice. One of these days!

Shut up, little Zhang!

I'm not sure I understand why all the Roundtablers seemed to say, "This episode was terrible! It dealt with a topical issue 20 years ago when it was current but now it's dated!!!!!!!!! Ugh!"
Do you folks really not understand that the episode of Parks & Rec about the "Twilight" books and just about all of 30 Rock and…

What!!!?!?! China still cool! You can make us the heroes of the sequel!

And yet, they seem fine with American dominance in monster-based breakfast cereals…

Trying to be sympathetic here, I'm imagining a Chinese general who has dedicated his life to the service of his country and is now reduced to writing propaganda articles about big-ass robots fighting giant monsters in a summer action movie that wasn't even particularly successful. I'm picturing him having a drink and…

Can they build one that twerks? Preferably with it's 11-inch tongue extended the whole time?

Man, I don't even want to see the article that an Australian general is going to write about this failed propaganda attempt…

Good Will Hunting 7: The One After the Straight-to-Video Sequel

If you're being serious, it's enough for the paparazzi that they have Baldwin's number. Most celebrities ignore them or wave to them, something like that. But by now, these guys know that Baldwin is going to freak out and that's what they want. It gets the paparazzi noticed (within the circles of the people who would…

@avclub-6ee934260c80f2e2f9098dcd3e44c032:disqus It's NOT a too-mah!

@Professor_Cuntburglar:disqus Uh, no. Not true at all.

@avclub-f16faf5d680d7b88e2e157c1c137c497:disqus I don't think we're too far apart but I still have to disagree.
My problem with what you're saying is that you think this should be criticized in some way. I understand what you're saying but I think you're failing to understand the VMA measuring stick.
A few years ago, I…

I told you that in confidence, @avclub-e53fc2424af041d07a7eef5cd8773505:disqus

I don't even own an MTV!

"Mika, are you preaching about a pop starlet? Where did you get such an idea?"

As in, stupid…?