Why can't she do both?

How about just being bored with it? Pop stars do something "shocking" to get a reaction, usual suspect react with shock. > yawn <

Like lingerie girls at Corey Feldman's birthday party…

THE AV CLUB

Wait, @avclub-6a93188854e0be7204fc75b73ccfd39f:disqus ! You mean, even when we get along?

Why do you think he had to get into show business? He got paid less but it was actual U.S. currency.

The Simpsons did it….

The Thing and I
My Fair Lady Sif
How to Succeed in the Avengers Without Really Trying

You might be right but I dunno… I just can't see it.

I would pay to see a 34-D show….

I don't want to be … invisible!

I'm almost coming around to admiring Chase and Jerry Lewis. It's like they realize that everyone thinks they're huge jags and now they just own it.

Jeez, @avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus he meant the briefcase obviously!

You're only happy when you're out riding your motorcycle by yourself.

It could go to MTV as, "Ow! My Ladyballs!"

Are the rings from the full color spectrum? I used to have one of the giveaways from back in the 90's, I think. It wasn't as nice as the newer ones but it has the advantage of being more rare.

If they would pay you back, maybe you wouldn't be disgruntled…?

I think she's telling Woodward and Bernstein about the Watergate break-ins. Azaria is playing that rarest of porn producers, one who is also a staunch member of the GOP.

With Sharon Stone, of course, being the exception…

I'm not sure that fits the parameters but I think I have found a new favorite crude insult.