I think they're about as mental as each other, but Malcolm has found a way to channel his issues into something "productive" (you could argue that amoral insistence on keeping one party in power regardless of what they do is not actually productive, but you know, at least he gets a paycheck), while Fleming struggles…

I think they're about as mental as each other, but Malcolm has found a way to channel his issues into something "productive" (you could argue that amoral insistence on keeping one party in power regardless of what they do is not actually productive, but you know, at least he gets a paycheck), while Fleming struggles…

The whole onion bhaji thing was like something out of a slash fic writer's nightmares

The whole onion bhaji thing was like something out of a slash fic writer's nightmares

The fucker, he coming.  He coming to YOUR town

The fucker, he coming.  He coming to YOUR town

I presumed they were from nephews or nieces or something.

I presumed they were from nephews or nieces or something.

This is a good idea but I'm not sure if a guy can run his own last name as a Vice Presidential candidate.

This is a good idea but I'm not sure if a guy can run his own last name as a Vice Presidential candidate.

Richard Ayoade: The next Prime Minister of Great Britain in an alternative universe where everybody is awesome.

Richard Ayoade: The next Prime Minister of Great Britain in an alternative universe where everybody is awesome.

I was hoping that The Lovely Bones would be much like Heavenly Creatures. More fool me.

I was hoping that The Lovely Bones would be much like Heavenly Creatures. More fool me.

Re-mento.

Re-mento.

Yes, because nobody who loved something every fucked it up.

Yes, because nobody who loved something every fucked it up.

Speaking as a percentage of New Zealand's population, none whatsoever.

Speaking as a percentage of New Zealand's population, none whatsoever.