Thank goodness he is still sniffing glue.

No, you make same size pie and eat it all yourself.

Always get Pumpkin Beer. Always.

Calm Down @avclub-9c33ea7188cb0fc5d524f4ad1e8d8fc5:disqus There's till Lucky 7, The New Atlanta, Bethany Frankel and McDonald's up there and you can't refute those.

This sounds like some horrible 80's Eric Clapton shit, or Steve Winwood.

That deadpan delivery was just so amazing. I loved that line and it was delivered perfectly.

I once made an abortion joke in my work's break room and I was met with dead silence. Jokes that kill in your friends' basements don't translate well to co-workers.

I watched that sketch not too long after Swayze passed and I was saddened by it.

I fucking love the movie Clue. Did you read the Buzzfeed article about it recently?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ada…
Made me want to re-watch it. Not that I need much to do that.

Wasn't R5D4 force-touched or some such nonsense? He knew that R2D2's destiny was tied with Luke to bring about the end of the evil empire so he blew himself up so Luke would end up with the right droid.

I'd be ok with a Millenium Falcon anthology movie showing the different people who owned it pre-Han Solo.

To each their own I guess, though it takes literally a second click on youtube, a couple seconds to search for The Smiths, and 3-4 minutes to listen to a song. It's not like some impossible search or anything. It's just less than 5 minutes of your life.

No you  misunderstood @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus Mine was a toast to much punctuation. I should have had an exclamation point at the end.

But nobody loves him as he states in his song "Nobody Loves Us."

Nah, I don't think Moz is an anti-semite Holocaust denier. Though given all of the dumb shit he has said over the years I may have missed that one.

There was a  "last-minute content disagreement between Penguin Books and Morrissey"
Penguin Books was like "Hey we need some content!"
And Morrissey was like "Wait, What?" and then he left in a puff of smoke.

What about that time he was happy in a haze of a drunken hour?

To much punctuation.

Followed with the even more awesome "Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!"

Best fucking line of that movie.