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In your undried dreams?

I just love that it's NASA for no reason whatsoever.

It took them six seasons to realize Dexter was shit.

Nah, just to save face the awards shows will generally put up with a couple years of suckiness from a once great show before they turn their backs.

Suddenly I'm thinking of that great Chris Farley / John Malkovich sketch where Disney produces a new version of Of Mice And Men where instead of having George & Lenny they just have two Lennys.

I'm still having trouble figuring out how that scenario even works logistically. Are there two pairs of handcuffs? Otherwise I'm not sure how you cuff someone to both yourself and a railroad track.

So is Harvey Keitel like a prick to work with or something? That's the only explanation I can come up with for why these days he's not being treated like the Hollywood legend that he clearly is.

I feel like there's a Ted Turner lawsuit in here somewhere. Can you really make a film that is so clearly trading off the name of the 1959 film by just claiming that you're adapting the original novel and it's totally not a remake? There's gotta be some sort of middle ground here.

I know the scene you're talking about. For the broadcast, they just muted the audio.

You don't eat or drink or mow the lawn. You just fuck your uncle all day long.

Buscemi was never a star.

They already tried pairing him with a nerd. It sucked.

I think you're allowed two now. W had two and still got a PG-13.

Didn't they die?

Hair & Ragtime. God bless you Milos Forman.

Elliott Gould would disagree.

*gunshot* you.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that conversation was meant to have taken place after the assassination.

I thought they did a really good job with that writing on the glass bit. The first time they show her doing that you think the movie's trying to be all, "Look at how tenacious this woman is. Isn't she awesome?" But then they spend the next ten minutes or so showing Maya's boss trying hard to sell White House officials