'Yeah. I don't think MJ built his empire calling women "bitches" and
"hoes."'

After beating the game with Mario and onlocking the special levels, you can score a Tanooki suit that does indeed turn to stone.

That One Girl
The girl that Show takes back to his hotel room looks very familiar to me but I can't figure out from where. It's driving me crazy!

"TV Nation" is one of my favorite things. Confronting a kkk rally with a mariachi band of love makes me very happy. I just wish he would be funny again.

Good ones.
Also:
Forrest Gumbo
The Green Bean Mile

Hanksgiving
You guys are pretty clever, right? I need some punny names for foods based on Tom Hanks film titles. Things like "Sloppy Joe Vs. the Volcanos" and "The Man With one Red Beans and Rice." It's for my November tradition of celebrating Hanksgiving: a month-long celebration of Hanks' oeuvre. Spread the word!

Man, did I just get called a dipshit on the internet? This is why I don't leave the house…

What! No "Stripes"!?
I can't believe I finally registered for this site so I could say that.