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If anything Rolling Stone has just gone from 90% Baby Boomer nostalgia to like 40-50% Baby Boomer nostalgia. Though they also even have special editions of the magazine that focus bands of that era. (100 Greatest Beatles Songs, Again! )

I'm just nostalgic for the initial 1980s wave of nostalgia for the Sixties…that's when I learned what Freedom Rock was all about.

So to summarize what I've learned in the last hour.

What do you need man? I've got it all…..Counting Crows, 4 Non-Blondes, Blind Melon, and 500 copies of REM's Monster.

That debt must have left you…..far behind.

As a little kid I used to use names of elderly relatives and pets to get new accounts set up—and years later I realized, "Why didn't I just make up completely phony names?"

And why did Sanka send me two different copies of the Spin Doctors' album "Pocket Full of Kryptonite"?

The first 12 grams were basically free, then I was in debt to them for a kilo a month if I didn't send back that stupid card.

"The night of eating at Arby's, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you eating a delicious Arby's Beef ‘N Cheddar Classic, you gonna say to yourself, 'Marcellus Wallace was right.'"

Mmmmmmm…….food-grade phosphates.

Or Grownups 2.
Or Grownups.

With technology like that we could revolutionize the logging industry!

The funny thing is it's true about how much time the younger generations spend on their smartphones, but at the same time a lot of the retired Baby Boomers I know spend a huge amount of time on social media. They're on there all day with their non-stop reposted political memes, comments on their grand-kids photos,

No that was the one by the director who made the film where Ben Affleck bought a zoo.

Uh no…you're thinking of Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties. That's the one with Scarlet Johansson in it too.

I'm just glad I'm not at work today after I looked that up…

Wankspiders From Mars was the name of Ziggy Stardust's band, right?

#WhovianYaGonnaCall?

*Googles "Wankspider" to see if this is a real thing*

It's either her or Leonard Cohen at this point—maybe they're working together.