Honestly, I think it was Zach Galifianakis became a star. He started taking all the roles that Jack Black might have gotten.

I remember seeing The Jackal in the theater for some reason and during that scene where he got his arm blown off by Bruce Willis a lot of the audience started cracking up…

Hey, we have a Steinfeld thread, but I don't see the Steinfeld Quote Generator…

I demand "Trial By Combat" for everything including speeding and parking tickets, debt collection requests, and my wife asking me to clean the litter box.

My band is called 30-Year-Old Ladies From Accounts Receivable. We play black metal.

#NotAllDadsRock

I went to Skull Island when you could rent a hammock on the beach for like $1 a night. Oh man, those full moon parties were so much fun that year.

"Wait, that was being filmed for a movie?" - Laurence Fishburne

I'm seeing double here, 400 Simpsons quotes!

*Runs away crying*

That dog solved over 50% of all murders committed in Canada in the early 1980s and still had time to help Eastern European immigrants and lonely clowns.

Lee Daniels presents, Return of the J.

One of my cats has way more kills in a month than Pesci in Goodfellas and Casino combined.

One of my cats literally rolls their eyes at me and then looks at the other cat when I say things to them. I get a reaction and a look like "You believe this fucking guy, really?"

The irony of Benji the Hunted is that he spends the movie protecting the baby cougars from other animals that aren't half as dangerous as the baby cougars will grow up to be.

Isn't there also a sex scene with two grizzlies too?

In some ways Benji was the canine equivalent of all those shaggy, rough-around-the-edges anti-heros and everyman-turned-outlaw films that defined the 1970s…

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit making Simpsons references…"

It seems like if a show or movie is about a bunch of morally challenged characters or weird dysfunctional families the actors playing them are often actually well-adjusted, nice folks who get along in real life. Though if a show is about a too-good-to-be true, wholesome family unit, there's probably all sort of…

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