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Back in 1972, we used to get some great artistic film classics, but now days it's just these damn kids and their Teutonic supernatural silent Westerns…

Junior Junior Soprano

Goldfinger won an Oscar…coincidence? I don't think so.

"You are not going to get zombie-like numbers for a story about 200 units of low-income housing being built on the east side of the Saw Mill Expressway."

Malfunctioning Eddie is Artie Lange?

I wish bands still did concert films with cheesy cinematic fantasy interludes like Zeppelin did with The Song Remains The Same.

Reminds me of a guy I knew who said "Territorial Pissings" was the only good song Nirvana ever did.

Shrug….He might fight some crime today, if he even bothers to get out of bed.

I always liked that the Census Bureau just consideres anyone from anywhere from England to Iran as just being "white" and anyone from a black American to someone from Ethiopia or Madagascar as just being "black", yet divides up Pacific Islanders into 4 different categories(including Guamanian/Chamorro), with another

In Wininpeg they love the premier, boo boo boo

Waiting for the Confederate flag to come down is the hardest part.

Yeah, Cocaine Blues was originally an old blues song that was then popularized as an Western Swing song in the 1940s and that's like a Geto Boys song in terms of drugs and violence.

And then you have a blues standard like "Baby Please Don't Go" which was re-recorded hundreds of times after Big Joe Williams released it in the 30s, but the roots of which go back to old songs that were sung for 100 years before that in the South and had roots in some part of Africa.

House of the Rising Sun is another one. Roots go back to possibly an English folk song and then ended being played in the Applachians before a new generation of folk musicians(and then rock musicians) discovered it.

"Yo, my entourage is now limited to unpaid internships…"

No more selling yay
Now it's just 401 to the motherfuckin' K
Got my employer matched max contributions
That and mutual funds was my financial solution

Fogerty should start a band called Creedence Clearwater Restraining Order…

Big lawyers keep on turnin',
Litigation keep on burnin',
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on a lawsuit.

He better work harder on those avocados though, you don't want Vince Vaughn angry at you!

Didn't the cops talk to his wife about that, and it basically ruined any chance he had of seeing his(or not his) kid in the future? Though, yes, you'd think there would've been police at his door the next day in real life.