Ha, I made that joke too last night.

Another Dissolve refugee, fresh off the boat…

Basically in real life when one cop is killed or when one innocent bystander is killed during a police shootout it's a huge deal, so if the show wants to have any sort of credibility, they sure as hell better treat this as a massive event.

When the top floor of the building exploded it reminded me of a Lethal Weapon-style action film or a Universal Studios stunt show. Not the modern film noir/James Elroy vibe that this show is mostly angling for.

Why isn't anyone making that story, sounds like a fun summer blockbuster…

Does that mean Jeb Bush is Private Cowboy and Rand Paul is Animal Mother—and the rest of us are the poor people of Vietnam?

Even if the first Green Lantern film was a flop, I think the people who made it can still make more than $7k a month—I mean c'mon, Mary!

*Plays riff to "Come As You Are"*

The books are dead at this point since Season 5 has effectively spoiled who will be killed in The Winds of Winter.

Stannis is coming back…….in pog form!

The biggest water source in the Northwest is the Columbia River and basically current water rights are divided between Oregon, Washington, and Idaho. Given the already anti-Californian sentiment in the area and the fact that the Columbia Basin water is already used for a lot of irrigation in the Northwest—as well as…

The only man who can save him…Burt Macklin, FBI.

El Reno sounds like a destination in a Leone or Peckinpah western…

California would probably like to have access to the water of the Pacific Northwest, but luckily there's several mountain ranges in the way. There's also now a drought in Oregon and parts of Washington too.

Please step out of the car, son.

Yes, that's about right.

Stop talking about the Confederate flag—pretty soon we're going to have to hear Ted Nugent's opinion on the matter and you know that won't be good…

He's not the crazy Republican candidate we need, but he's the crazy Republican candidate we deserve.

There will be less delicious foot-long spicy Italian subs in the film.

She hooks up with Frankie Muniz in the film…