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The recent success of Manchester City FC?

Tuesday's gone, but Friday I'm in love…

No, just Sinn Féin.

I don't even know if "Xena" got to that level of cheese. I just picture Charles Dance as the ghost of Tywin Lannister shaking his head and face-palming every time one of the corny Dorne sub-plots is on screen.

Fookin' bollocks, amirite mate?! What a bunch of cheeky wankers!

Every time the Sand Snakes came on screen I felt like I watching a lesser show. Like some sort of syndicated 90s fantasy show.

When you read the bios of some of these old actors who've passed recently, it's like they truly were real life versions of "The Most Interesting Man In the World."

My father-in-law is Syrian(and Sharif's parents were Lebanese and Syrian), so I've heard him talk proudly about Omar Sharif on more than one occasion. "Omar Sharif was a huge movie star, and he was Arab! He's one of us!" he'll say happily over dinner before recounting all the movies Sharif made in the 1960s and 70s.

C'mon, we'll never get tired of graphic porn.

In Ben Affleck's version, Batman takes all the credit for rescuing hostages when in reality Captain Canuck did all the work.

"But you let in Kanye Glumplich."

Rappers have been the biggest rock stars since the 90s. One reason that younger rock bands are just a small part of the cultural sphere these days and don't have the level of mass appeal that they used to have, but also that post-Spinal Tap, (and after the death of hair metal in the early 90s), rock bands all sort of

Wow, David Crosby sounds like every grumpy old baby boomer who somehow has their comments show up on my Facebook feed.

To a lot of Americans everything from soccer to electronic music to speaking proper English is seen as being "gay" and "fruity". It's probably gotten slightly better, but I remember in high school the German exchange students(who were all getting a ton of American girls) were seen as suspect because they listened to

Those Canuck pretty boys Baruchal and Rogen are giving our young Yank actors a bad name.

It reminds me when Laurence Olivier was performing in the American motion picture “Marathon Man” and Dustin Hoffman came to him one morning looking absolutely wretched! And Olivier said, “ You look absolutely wretched!” And Dustin said, “Well, I’ve stayed awake for 24 hours, because at this point in the picture, my

I thought she was from Saskatchewan…I wish Tatiana Maslany was in Alberta when I was living there, though.

Those were big in the 90s—what, are they going to a Social Distortion concert? Wait, I'm thinking of chain wallets.

The Brothers McFlustered

The Zorro Brothers