The Howlin' Wolves

But in the aftermath, the Cosby Kids will have to fight for survival in a dystopian wilderness Mad Max-style, so at least we have that to look forward to…

Frat boys who watched Wolf of Wall Street too many times?

Well, that's it folks….looks like Leonard: Pt 7 isn't happening.

I wish I was born in the 90s too—I'd probably still be single and nailing 20-year-olds…

Wouldn't that mean Jay Z is basically Emperor Palpatine?

Now, I just realized it's been about 16 years since I saw Slipknot(for the only time) perform at the 1999 Ozzfest. So I guess the babies conceived in the parking lot of Shoreline Amphitheater that summer are now about old enough to be in Slipknot's target demo.

"Alright Wynton Marsalis Jr—you have to make a choice soon whether you're going to Julliard or Berklee College of Music…"

Michael Madsen and David Carradine.

You need two sideways guns for a John Woo film.

So do kids find early-mid 90s cultural touchstones like Death Row-era G-Funk or baggy jeans to be retro at this point? Is there any ironic appropriation of 90s one-hit wonders at by the next generation of hipsters?

I'm surprised no one yet has pitched a feature length film based solely on that day.

I'm looking forward to rapping along to NWA and the Geto Boys on the "Classic Rap" station.

Criminals in LA in the 90s started holding their guns sideways—big difference.

"Hey, Spider, that fuckin' bandage on your foot is bigger than your fuckin' head."

It's sort of interesting to see the actual THC levels of different strains now that it's legal where I live.

Eh, the joke's not that funny now that you changed it back to "chair" from "char".

It's that damn radical Northwest Territories Liberation Army—they've smashed half the storefronts in Yellowknife with their char bombs.

Only in Northern Canada.

"The world will be a more peaceful place once we all unite in the farthest bathroom stall to do a line."