Statham's grandma has just been cast as Spiderman in the next reboot!

The only truly skippable songs on that list are either not really true Beatles songs like "Free As a Bird" or forgotten throwaways that didn't even make it on LPs like "Jazz Piano Song" or sort of short weird stuff like "Honey Pie".

Fett Hott American Summer

I saw Andrew Dice Clay in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane with my grandpa. I don't know why my brother and I picked that movie to go to, but my grandpa was not happy.

Club Paradise was on HBO all the time when I was a kid and my brother and I would watch just to crack up at Eugene Levy buying the giant bag of weed and Rick Moranis going wind-surfing. We just thought those two scenes were hilarious, but the rest of the movie was okay…

Looking forward to the new RepostedTacoBellRants gimmick account.

All Michael Bay movies take place in the same timeline right? It's all part of the Bayniverse…

"Well, at least he re-filled my prescription for the chronic…

China cracked down hard on that season of The Real World: Tibet.

Oh yeah, you're right, I forgot about that line. He still was pretty likable as villains go.

It was all about superhero states' rights!

Was that just a backup plan if they got discovered and had to deal with the FBI or did they initially figure they could just get the codes, get into the vault and leave with the cash?

The supposedly evil dean of the business school in Back to School is just trying to maintain some level of academic integrity in his classes while uneducated smart-ass Rodney Dangerfield hires people to write papers for him and buys off the head dean with financial donations. That university would lose all respect…

Turns out "nub nub" is an Ewok word for that sweet, sweet human flesh…

And if Takagi would've just given up the security codes to the vault, Gruber and his men would've just left with minimum loss of life(a couple security guards, okay). But, everyone else at in Nakatomi Plaza would've just gone home safely in like an hour.

Those bounty hunters were really out to collect unpaid alimony payments.

"Look we ate a ton of delicious Kalua pork, lau lau, lomi-lomi salmon, malasadas, and saimin noodles making this film, so what's the big deal? We had a very diverse plate lunch range to choose from, it was a very inclusive meal plan."

He is one sexy beast…and that accent, ooh la la!

So you're saying this film would've be better if Bradley Cooper romanced Ben Kingsley?

Wasn't he supposed to be 1/4 Cherokee with a half Haitian father in that one?