I'd expect someone 1/4 Hawaiian and 1/4 Chinese to look like Emma Stone, naturally.

That was one thing about the old arcade games—some of them were so damn hard, especially if you were a little kid. I remember being like 6-years-old and spending all my money just to try to advance to the boat stage of Spy Hunter. A lot of the earlier games that I remember didn't always have to option of adding more…

We had two teenage Japanese exchange students staying with my wife and I and we thought it'd be fun to take them to one of the retro video arcades in Portland with games from the 70s through 90s. It's not that dark and often full of sort of hipster nerds, but pretty laid-back on a weekend afternoon(kids have birthday…

"So do you expect me to talk, eh?"
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
"Ah, I'm soarry aboat that."

And in other news Blue Öyster Cult were named "ambassadors of rock" for a local county fair and Indian casino.

I had forgot about that one, but yeah—he was supposed to be James Bond's nephew(but he was named James Bond Jr.) and one of his adversaries was named Goldie Finger and was Goldfinger's spoiled daughter…

Just wait till Disney buys the franchise. We'll have Young Q: Gadget Academy out in a year…

Even Terry Crews!

Sorry Jason, but anyone who appeared in an Expendables film is automatically disqualified from ever playing Bond.

The Bridges of Bergen County

Just get the ghost of Lee Marvin rip-roaring drunk—shouldn't be too hard.

Every Which Way but Down in a River

Also guys like KRS-One used to point out back in the day the difference between simply "rap" and "hip-hop". Rap being just one part of hip-hop culture—and there's also proto-rap going back in the 1970s and earlier done by spoken word guys or comedians or funk or rock singers that wasn't hip-hop yet(James Brown would…

I really love this song, my wife was playing this the other day and I was like "“It's like, how much more 1980s could this be? And the answer is none. None more 80s."

1986 was the year that the baby boomers of pop music just opened a wine cooler and said "Hey we might be getting older but we're doin' alright!"

Maybe Selma can be the kickoff to the new Civil Rights cinematic universe… Get ready for MLK: Origins, Rosa Parks: The Bus Solider, Cesar Chavez and the United Farm Workers: Days of Future Past, and Black Panthers: The Age of COINTELPRO.

That'll do YourNeigborhoodChemist, that'll do.

Extra mayonnaise

"Reynaldo, you were late for the gig, ya big dummy!"

And Oregon and Alaska starting this year.