"Stay away from my sister!" - Ronan the Farrowarian

I saw Jaws a kid in the late 80s on TV all the time, and every time I'd get in any body of water—even a swimming pool, I'd be a little nervous.

It's Garry Shandling's Story

His jail cellmate already menacingly told him, "Girl, you'll be a woman soon."

They're also scheduled to play at a festival in Portland, Oregon on July 18th that isn't listed on there for some reason.

It's sounds like a combination of late 80s industrial rock drum machines and someone just drumming on whatever they have in the garage and hitting pallets or something.

I was skeptical about caring about this at first—but that snare really does sound like shit…

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Also surprisingly the guy who played Bubble's pal Walon released a country album! Multiple country albums, actually!

I really liked Food Truck: The Movie or whatever that last one was called that Favreau did. It really made me hungry, I went out for a Cuban sandwich right after I saw it, the guy knows food, that's for sure.

"And I'll deal with those meddling CHiPs, just like I destroy these chips…"

His doctor told him to take it easy on the heavy snark loads, he's not a young man anymore…

I thought the Meximelt and Crunch Wrap Supreme were regional dishes from Oaxaca.

Mad Max 6: Yorkie Road

Liam Neeson sold me on the idea of vengeance.

Haole else are we supposed to do it?

Who's the progressive who won't cop out, when there's tariff reform bills all about?

Do you have Prince Albert in a Cannes? Well, you'd better let him out!

"Who wants that organic small batch honey? As long as there's some money…"

An Australian playing an Englishman? What about all the hard-working English actors that need work?