I think I got something in my eye, excuse me…ah geez, here come the waterworks.

The blues, once the sad music of poor black sharecroppers living in a segregated world of hardship and poverty in the poorest part of the Mississippi Delta—is now thankfully a fun genre for aging baby boomers wearing polo shirts and cargo shirts to boogie woogie to all night long…

"Jay Z talks about the Top 10 Jay-Z songs, as selected by Jay-Z."

What considered "new" sort of gets stretched out as you get older as it is. There's albums from 2009 or 2010 that I never got around to listening to, that I consider to be "new" when I finally get into them.

There's a scene where Ice Cube is driving to a recording session with MC Ren and gets pulled over by the police and says, "Man, you know what…..fuck the police!"

The funny thing about those biopics would be that the small amount of time they were on top is about 1/20th of the time they spent as financially stuggling pop culture jokes.

Remember when old film franchises just sort of went on and on and did what ever they wanted and no one gave a fuck about "canon" or not…

I lost 25 pounds and all it took was six posts a day on the AV Club!

And that fat little boy who nobody liked grew up to be…Channing Tatum.

"Finger' lickin' good?" What kind of sick shit is he talking about?

Buffet said if she brings the turtle and her own Hawaiian shirt she's got a deal.

So if I play Dark Side of the Moon and watch a random porno it will all make sense?

He trained horses and lived on a ranch out in the high desert by Bend, Oregon. The recording studio where Louie Louie was recorded was down the street from my office in Portland—there was a plaque where it was, but now it's all yuppie shops. They should've made a little museum like Sun Studio in Memphis.

"Cigarettes and Coconut" sounds like a Jimmy Buffet song.

*Morris Day tweets "Does anyone know Prince's new cell number?"*

Morrissey then replied to the interviewer, "You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be funded, just like everybody else does."

Only with actual penetration this time.

I worked with Pablo Escobar. I knew Pablo Escobar. Pablo Escobar was a friend of mine.

Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Daaamn!!!

Oh man, this will be great, I've been waiting for years for someone to tell the story of Nile Rodgers and Chic.