"Wait you're telling me the underground railroad was just a name, and that there wasn't actually a subterranean train providing an escape route for slaves? Well, there goes all my action sequence ideas for this one" —-Random HBO executive

Oy Vey I Love You

Also…Arriane marries Edric Storm and Patchface ends up Hand of the Queen

For some reason the way you phrased that—Stannis "being drafted" into the White Walker's army—sort of cracked me up. I imagine a Stripes-like scenario where Stannis goes to White Walker boot camp and there's a tough as nails undead drill sergeant.

So if we start getting into even more uncharted waters this season(and considering how fast the storyline is progressing we'll be there soon), and characters who are still alive at the end of ADWD start getting killed—does that mean they'll be killed in Winds of Winter, or is there a chance the show and the books go…

Maybe you can't afford Brian Cox, but could I interest you in Brian Dennehy? He's named Brian, suitably craggy, has played a cop plenty of times before, and he's willing to work for several bottles of good Irish whiskey.

Gimme a break, Marvel didn't even sue Black Sabbath for copyright infringement…

Yeah, and a filth flarn filth, Rudy, Theo, Vanessa, to you!!

Cosby is also being accused of beating a dead horse, but the horse belonged to one of the women he sexually assaulted.

Maybe the infographic can involve Jell-O pudding pops in some way or form.

Fun fact, that trailer is even better if you play Gimme Shelter over it!

He was good in a cameo in the 21 Jump Street film.

They just wanted him on the list in case he took a vacation to Branson, Missouri or something.

Stop trying to Pawnee these bad jokes off on us.

Baby-faced? Why not just make it a baby? Hell, just give us the ultimate origin story and give us Spider-Fetus.

The highlight of my friend's budding rap career was that he got to open for Blackalicious when they played in our little college town back in 2002. The place was completly packed and they drew a nice crowd, though I guess there wasn't many other rappers around to choose from in Southern Oregon. He did a pretty good…

Nia was really good too.

Are you thinking of Less Than Zero?

Unless you're of a fairly recent immigrant stock and your ancestors just married within that or a similar group, there's a good chance that you could have some line that goes back farther, thought the majority of your ancestors could have come much later. The earlier someone got to the US the more people could be…

I'm actually part Polish Jew on my mother's side, ironically though it's most of my father's side(who are almost all British Isle-descended) who has the olive skin and dark black hair. We had an old redneck uncle who would make comments that we looked like___(fill in the blanks with Mexican slur), which was weird to…