I saw Foghat and I think the only original member was the drummer and the rest of the band was guys who used to play in Molly Hatchet, Humble Pie, and Wild Cherry.

I think he was shot in the shoulder because he was mistaken for some crazy swamp person by a farmer.

"Next issue - Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done them both."

They'll follow it up with a documentary on Sammy Davis Jr called "Yes, I Can If Frank Sinatra Says It's OK".

So basically what you're saying are a Steve Martin 's bodily fluids are the fountain of middle agedness.

Yeah…

I just finished reading AFFC and ADWD and by the time the timeline in the 5th book caught up to the end of the 4th book I completely forgot half of what was going on in the ongoing plot threads. Which sellsword group or pretender to the throne was doing what—it all became muddled together.

ADWD is basically waiting to get to the fireworks factory and then when it looks like it might be in site, the ending suddenly becomes "How about five different cliffhangers!"

He's so fat his blood type is Ragu.

I heard he went into a restaurant, and ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant…damnit, this joke was already made twice.

Yeah, Steve Martin basically stopped aging in the late 70s apparently.

John Slattery was in his late 30s when that episode was filmed, but he looks exactly the same as he does now. It's like he aged early with premature greyness and then just stopped aging.

When do we get Chasing Amy episodes 2 through 5 and Dogma: The Next Generation?

You're a Gen X grandpa with good music taste though! My older cousins who shaped my musical taste growing up in the 90s are about the same age as you and I always forget that they're all near 50 at this point.

Stan seems to be the most well adjusted employee at the firm at this point(maybe him and Ken Cosgrove). He seems like the kind of guy who can casually adjust with the times and survive all the changes and turmoil.

Isn't Ice T almost the same age now as Johnny Cash when he had his Rick Rubin-produced comeback in the early 90s?

Reminds me of the time I saw Foghat for free in an Indian casino and they waited until the second encore to play Slowride and Fool For the City.

It's sort of the multi-generational rule of continued sales. If a rock band appeals to aging Boomers(who still spend money on purchasing music), some nostalgic Gen Xers, and maybe a few Milleninials and so on you can get surprising numbers of sales(even as sales are much less these days across all genres). Whereas a…

Hold the line, we get a news article about Rosanna Arquette's sister Patricia writing her memoirs and then the next story is that Toto is back on the charts?

Ice T has been playing a cop on TV for so long that we've all forgot about "Cop Killer".