I read that Jay Z's net worth is $560 million and that with Beyonce combined they are worth over a billion, though I have no idea how accurate that figure is though I've seen it thrown out in several news articles.

Yet, Bob Dylan still could play anywhere in Jersey after he wrote "Hurricane".

Jay Z should just have a monocle and a Mr. Monopoly hat at this point.

"Living alone and paranoid….on a steady diet of red peppers, cocaine, and milk…"

I'd like to see Noel Gallagher on a British crime show where he plays an extremely grumpy and sardonic police captain.

Alan Rickman can play Ho Chi Minh right?

On the other hand we lost a lot of good quarter pounders at Hamburglar Hill.

A talking cat!?!

It doesn't even take "crunching mind melting guitar axework" to make Jimmy Page crap his pants these days though…

Garth Brooks booked some shows in Portland recently and sold out in one day the Moda Center arena for five nights in a row—which like broke every record ever for Portland concerts.

“I grew up in the woods of New Hampshire…"

The funny part is that Kelsey got a job writing at Pitchfork a year later…

He's going to spend it on toys for that adorable dog he bought.

"No, I Can't Hear You Knocking"

"Hi Super Nintendo Roger Goodell!"

Start me up…with a defibrillator

My cousin's kids who I used to babysit in my mid-20s are now a freshman in high school and a freshman in college. I try to ask them what's cool these days and they seemed as confused about it as I do. I think those are the only people I know in the age range of 13-21.

Yeah, the 60s always felt along ways away as a kid in the 1980s—when I starting really digging into late 60s and early 70s rock as a young teen around 1992-93 it had already been considered "classic rock" for over a decade or more—though it was only about 20-25 years old from the point of release.

“If I told them once, I told them a thousand times: 'Smashing Pumpkins' first, 'puppet show' second…”

I see Chuck's attitude towards Jimmy every day on a lower level in a variety of business settings(not just law). People who go to prestige schools for graduate degrees or pursuing PHDs often look down on people who just got a BA or BS from a state school—even if they're just as capable and smart and can do the work. …