Which one?

I think they'd get uncomfortable around all the salami and pepperoni sausages.

Jeebus, Etc.

Non-discrimination laws are totally the equivalent of bringing over captured Africans on crowded ships across the Middle Passage for a lifetime of enslaved labor picking cotton in chains.

People were taking selfies for a long time before there were smartphones—it just took more work and didn't get so ubiquitous that we had CNN.com posting the top 30 selfies of the week or whatever.

Yeah, but what about the Ostrogoths? Those guys get no respect.

Yeah, I saw a selfie stick in the wild once too, and man did that grizzly bear family look stupid.

It's Always Sunny In Abu Dhabi? Or was it Jordanian Horror Story?

Bengali there, done that.

The Lil Superstar guy will be great in the Tyrion Lannister role…

Okay, but we can still make Jawa jokes right?

That's just the Porkins fan club who meets next door.

I'm not that pissed at Stan Lee…

I think it was a combination of them being perceived as goofy hippies at the dawn of the alternative rock explosion and also the fact that their radio hits are a little annoying.

I lived in Canada as a kid in the late 80s/early 90s and I remember he was huge on MuchMusic for a couple years, we all listened to Symphony in Effect, then when I moved back to the States no one had ever heard of him. Always wondered what happened to him career-wise, his older stuff doesn't even show up on Spotify.

That's what Jeremy London's current boss at Foot Locker says every day as well…

At a real IMAX theatre you can get a nice view…to a kill.

Yup, and you should've seen the vendor area around the midway—nothing but an army of dudes with dyed hair, baggy shorts, and chain wallets shopping for Graffix bongs…

The Toadies would have been a step up from most of the bands at the one I went to. Yeah, there was probably a whole host of those festivals that summer with about the same lineup.

I went to Stuttgart in the 70s to see Can open for Kraftwerk and left after Neu! played.