So Hollywood will celebrate diversity as long as it's Mexican directors making films about white people…

Why was the Dances With Wolves theme played when Sean Penm walked out?

Si, pero Birdman es muy bueno.

Thanks Obama!

Band just played a pretty funky version of Kenny Loggins "I'm All Right."

The band is shitfaced drunk.

And the Oscar goes to…Eric Roberts in
A Talking Cat!?!

As much as that movie is BS in terms of it's theories, that one scene with Sutherland is some of the best acting ever for the outline of a paranoid government conspiracy ever put on film.

Going way back, Peter Lorre and Rita Hayworth never got Oscar nominations. More recently Mia Farrow, Donald Sutherland, Richard Gere, Alan Rickman, Steve Martin, Hugh Grant, Martin Sheen, Steve Buscemi, and John Tuturro have never got nominations.

THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME MOTHERFUCKING THIRSTY!

I need to watch that. I was just in England and went to a EPL match and one thing that was great was how much more critical and serious the English were about their teams than US sports fans are.

Is this going to conflict with Tim Burton's upcoming Edward Snowdenhands project starring Johnny Depp?

That hack Billy Walsh ruined that one…

Johnny Knoxville was really good in Edgy Grandpa.

Is this a reboot of the franchise that Vinny Chase starred in?

I feel bad that upon initially upon seeing the headline I didn't even recognize the name at first—then I went on here and realized how much stuff I've laughed at from Harris between the Phish podcast, Comedy Bang Bang, and Parks and Rec.

Crossing my fingers for the Marky Mark account to respond to this one…

"You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother…"

Fireball Island is another one of those games as a kid that I don't know if we ever actually played the real game so much as just messed around with the board, rolling marbles around it. Same thing with Operation and Mouse Trap though.

"Most of the African-American detectives I know are white."