Might I also add in on the casting
This is classic Verhoeven. I love Marshall Bell as General Owen (the general who was at the outpost where the brain bug sucked the dudes brain) and Ironside is great as well. Plus, in a shockingly good turn we have Jack Busey. I can't recall if this was pre or post Shasta McNasty…

Would you like to know more?
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

Actually
I think it would hilarious if Wahlberg created an Entourage movie and advertised it as such, but then it was just 90 minutes of Lloyd hanging out doing his thing.

Tackiest Simpsons Paraphernalia
Either the 'stuffed' bart "doll" except it was only his body that was stuffed and his head was hard shell plastic or if I'm not mistaken I had a poster that had Bart with his skateboard and a word bubble imploring me to "NOT HAVE A COW."

Were you really that skeptical as an 11 year old?
All I know is when I watched The Simpsons as a youngin' I was less concerned with coherent plots and deep well meaning jokes but rather, was Bart going to do something funny.

Good
Now they can get a real job like me. Being an unemployed writer/actor/model in hollywood.

OH NO
ARIZONA CAN'T LISTEN TO SPANK ROCK LIVE

Is This Heaven?
No, it's Iowa.

How do you not have tivo? Isn't that a requirement in your line of work?

HIPSTER
Nathan, you clearly didn't say HIPSTER enough in this review.

Fonda
Once Upon A Time in The West is amazing and the casting of Fonda was a master stroke. Love the movie.

The Clips of Outsourced Thus Far Look Terrible
And yeah a lot of shows start out slow but the basis of jokes on the stuff I've seen thus far is essentially, "YOU HAVE A FUNNY ACCENT AND OUR CULTURES ARE CLEARLY DIFFERENT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

THIS LIST IS PROOF
More of you have to watch The Shield. Lem's death was by far the most shocking moment of television I've ever seen. After the credits rolled myself and a handful of friends sat in shocked silence for minutes before anyone could say anything.

The Headline Should have Read:
BITCHES LEAVE….that is all.

I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes
I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

AMIRITE?!??!
Yoko Reznor

One Thing
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

Typecast
He'll always be McLovin.

Real Genius
Amazing film and I have a soft spot for it. Fuck Weird Science…Real Genius is way better. These types of random roles are my favorite.

BITCH I'M MAKING YOU A SMOOOOTHIIIEEEEE