I'm A Nerd
I thought this was going to be a post about how to fix a new iteration of Apple's oft lamented 'Might Mouse'.

I SAY SUBWAY!!!
You say HERO!!!

It's Okay
Cause all those bands suck anyways.

I'm Sure He's a Nice Guy
But he was a small part of the reason why Live Free or Die Hard was terrible. Well, I guess I shouldn't blame him. The entire movie was terrible.

The Left Handed Free Throw
Its hard not to get a bit emotional/get chills when you see it.

P.S.S.S. I'm not educated.

Let Me Be the First to Say
I enjoyed the event. Let me also say I wish I could have seen Amelie after they ended the Q&A to tell her that I want her to be angrier in the Hatecast. Yes…thats right, I want more hate and vitrol!

I GOT FUCKED OVER BY A PHOTO COP WHEN I WENT TO FAR IN TO A INTERSECTION DRIVING HOME. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PAY 435 DOLLARS FOR A FUCKING TRAFFIC VIOLATION THANKS TO THIS EVENT!!!!

Oh okay.

Guys, lets meet up at Amoeba Records in Hollywood.

Guys, lets meet up at Amoeba Records in Hollywood.

Special Deals?
In the original post for this event you guys said something about "looking for a special deal" or something. Was this just a practical joke or are you still planning something exciting for us all.

Special Deals?
In the original post for this event you guys said something about "looking for a special deal" or something. Was this just a practical joke or are you still planning something exciting for us all.

Werewolf Women Of The S.S.
Can we all also point out that Rob Zombie doesn't know what the fuck a grindhouse movie was and his trailer felt shockingly out of place…I would call it terrible if not for the Nic Cage cameo.

Glengarry. No Glen Ross

FUCK THE L.A. HATERS
I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog that nobody wanted, I know we can make them…

Confuse a Cat
It really works!

I Only Refer to My Hamburgers as Steamed Hams
Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

The only thing more annoying than the insane Joss Whedon fanclub is the people who actually think that Diablo Cody has NO talent.

Really?
You guys are actually on board with this dude? I'd prefer an unknown.