I guess "Now bring us some figgy pudding" is meant to be much more threatening than it comes across in that song.

He means that for all of its weird consonanty bullshit, Dzhokhar actually sounds like "Jokarr"

She is just a girl, @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus . She knows little of the ways of war.

SPOILERS THAT ARE NOT DERIVED FROM THE BOOK WHATSOEVER
IMDB says Iwan Rheon (the guy)'s character is named Ramsay Snow, which means he's from the North. Which means it probably wasn't anybody in Balon's employ. I don't think the admission had anything to do with it. I think it was just there to show how comfortable…

Does a bear shit in the Pope's hat?

Mutant Jaime Lannister?

@avclub-3ec1c504e763c9881efb85805ba70e69:disqus PHRASING!

Your friends are in deep, crippling debt.

I definitely agree with @Ike1:disqus . Right about the time the white British military guy was waving a flashlight around in an corridor while a partially obscured alien made weird noises, I realized I could have been watching any one of a hundred different Who episodes. Sure Smith had a nice performance, but he can…

@avclub-39df51c015ce671b473b8cf5a306d217:disqus That's even more racist!

NBC Studio Exec: "I graduated from a little school just north of Boston. Noo, not Tufts!"

NBC Studio Exec: "I graduated from a little school just north of Boston. Noo, not Tufts!"

Aww… Bizarro-y.

Yeah, it's still a warm, beautiful testament to how to pick your life back up (or not) after a bad fall.

E-slaver's bay

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus Tywin has gold coin, and lots of it. It's pretty impossible for a camp follower like Shae to resist a Dance… With Dragons

…Cheryl.

@avclub-bc68599029928a93ff775e686c3be325:disqus Did you see what Pam did that to that gyro?

Swordfish AKA Die Hard on the internet was the last straw for me, at least until I saw Die Hard 4: Die Hard On The Internet.

@avclub-2426b5ee5a79e56224aeb798d6c416fb:disqus surprisingly little.