They tried to warn you, you know.

They tried to warn you, you know.

I think they're just trying to corner the Scandinavian 90s-West-Coast-rapper fan demo

I think they're just trying to corner the Scandinavian 90s-West-Coast-rapper fan demo

Funny story, actually: The tune has been around since about that time, but it's the lyrics themselves that are copyrighted by a pair of old ladies from Nebraska or something like that, who wrote it sometime in the 50s.

Funny story, actually: The tune has been around since about that time, but it's the lyrics themselves that are copyrighted by a pair of old ladies from Nebraska or something like that, who wrote it sometime in the 50s.

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus That's why you're not allowed to sing it on TV.

@avclub-d980b15d49101608dc407770f35b1d75:disqus That's why you're not allowed to sing it on TV.

Their knowledge of arcane legal arts is matched only by their penchant for Kung Fu treachery!

Their knowledge of arcane legal arts is matched only by their penchant for Kung Fu treachery!

Do your cinnamon buns take six days to shit out, @avclub-f900c211bceaaa9016dda3f017176e7a:disqus ?

Do your cinnamon buns take six days to shit out, @avclub-f900c211bceaaa9016dda3f017176e7a:disqus ?

You're both wrong. It's just .7!

You're both wrong. It's just .7!

I just can't watch Kenan doing those Jean K Jean bits without getting a massive dose of nostalgia for Everyday French With Pierre Escargot. Now that's how you do a recurring sketch.

I just can't watch Kenan doing those Jean K Jean bits without getting a massive dose of nostalgia for Everyday French With Pierre Escargot. Now that's how you do a recurring sketch.

Yeah man… Kafkaesque.

Yeah man… Kafkaesque.

This is the best ad for Hot Pockets I've ever seen: http://vimeo.com/50996114 And it doesn't even feature name-brand hot pockets.

This is the best ad for Hot Pockets I've ever seen: http://vimeo.com/50996114 And it doesn't even feature name-brand hot pockets.