I kneaded the "talents" of Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom one time!

Oh wait, I misunderstood the article. Fuck that!

As somebody who has a cable subscription but didn't also want to pay extra for Hulu Plus because fuck that, I'm happy with this turn of events and can actually see where they're coming from.

Even the horrifying ones.

Do they expect us to believe that this is some kind of magic continent?

If Pete and Pete had run for another two seasons, they would have reintroduced the old Slurm as Slurm Classic and made a killing!

He'll cut off your scalp and feed it to the goats.

Her?

For want of time. I had papers to write. I have a 9 hour flight coming up, though, so I can get started hopefully.

I think it's that he posted a tweet saying that he can't read every direct message and retweet that people send him, but he notices them and it makes him happy. Sort of a "you, too, can do your infinitesimal part in helping to keep our Musical Overlord His Majesty Justin Beiber happy."

I was thinking more as a bottom-up POV of the situation, rather than top-down.

Justin Notices Us All was the creepiest twitter trend I've ever seen, and it made me want to write science fiction about a future dystopia ruled by totalitarian pop stars.

Most of the time, people don't even know what sounds correspond to which instrument in a rock band. Hence why you often see people air-guitaring during keyboard solos

And really, isn't that all we can ever ask for?

That's not Google Translate, that's my own garbled, terrible translation from four months spent in Berlin. Leave technology out of this for once.

WARUM GIBT ES SO VIELE REGENBAUMLISEN? UND WAS IST AM DIE ANDERENSEITE?

Myrrh Men? But they're nowhere near the sea.

WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Grey Wind, Grey Wind, what are they feeding you?

@tabernacle He was ON a rowboat. And there was always a canal. Or an inlet, or a fjord.