One day, Moamar Goat-dafi, you will be mine.

No Mr. Greene, it's a she this time.

You DBag.

Your mother has a huge oral history.

Does that include the One Rule To Ring Them All?

I thought learning spells and rites was the one rule to being an Archmage.

Sounds like a David Foster Wallace novel.

Well she certainly couldn't let it be spilled upon the ground. THE STORY OF ONAN, MOTHERFUCKER

…Omar comin?

This isn't the first time this kind of thing has been done, and it certainly isn't the best. Mediocre job, Internet.

You stay away from her insatiable holes.

See, WTC made a funny post. You didn't. Do you see the difference?

The season finale features a cover of the theme song by DAWES

Venture Brothers quotes will be the new Simpsons quotes. SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO IT SHALL BE DONE.

Is a 31 year old Marine stronger than a 25 year old Power Lifter?

National Treasure 3: Freddy Got Fingered.
"HOW'D IT GET FINGERED? HOW'D IT GET FINGERED!? HOW'D IT GET FINGERED!?"

Q&T&A

or springs. Transformers 3: Dark Of The Coily

Just watch out for Charn. That one's a real doozy. Big on censorship, too. Lotta words you just can't say.

That's Middle English, motherfucker!