So not true. Doc Hammer (Shore Leave) isn't gay, I think.

Panic sets in when they realize it's the real Gordon Ramsay, just several feet closer to the horizon from where they thought he was.

Neither — Hal Jordan, because fuck Warner Brothers.

These guys are good at rapping.

As long as nobody ricks that santorum, I'll be able to keep my lunch down.

Still better than some cities, like Boston, which can miraculously go for miles without a single inspired building (that was built in the past two hundred years, of course).

Maybe we'll get a conveniently better-written and hotter Whitney look-a-like next season.

Another thing was the scene near the end, where it goes all slow-motion for no reason, which would be almost a nice touch if it weren't for the fact that the enemy robots are already slow. As it was, it just seemed like an easy way for the by-that-point-already-flagging script to drag on to fill an extra couple of…

Looks a bit like she's holding it in..

Would that be Bendalek "Exterminating" Rodriguez?

Most delayed viral campaign ever.

It's definitely a banner year for puns on the AV Club.

bluccessful blursties.

Just making a post here so that, upon later viewing, my username shows up next to "Whitney"'s tastefully de-cleavagified yet still wonderfully enticing rack.

The beach was occupied but I stormed it! There's a fire in my chats and you fan it! If there's one chief for you then I am it! There's just one thing to say and that's dammit, America, I love you!

Hidelly hodelly neighborinos!

Haha, a good drummer. That's almost as hilarious as my username.

She's the queen bead of insect humor alright.

"Give us the money!" "That wasn't part of the deal!" "Hey, he's right… Who wrote this thing!?"

With Robert Hammerhead Jr. reprising his role as Tony Shark? I hope so!