THank you newswire
For helping me discover the Sexmanmeister. Unlike Dax, the possibility exists that he's for real. Awesome!

Chalmers, is that an intentional flub, or do you really think that's the lyric?

Jesus, Scott, I'm eating!

Tell me, Sister Morphine
When are you coming 'round again?

This comment thread is the Bob Dylan of comment threads.

Problem solved
I registered a name. I don't get to do the fun name-change thing anymore, but it's probably for the best. Now all of the shennanigans will hopefully come to an end and we can get back to complaining about American Idol. Or as I like to call it, American Idle. Heh.