McLean Stevenson
From Colonel Henry Blake to "Hello Larry?" Career suicide.

Liz Phair
I saw her once in a petting zoo. She looked kind of hot. I was unable to pet her.

Listen, Vic. Whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go do it. But don't try to fuck me in my father's office - I don't think of you that way. I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way.