8 shots of gin, one shot of vermouth. Got it.

Why would people interested in drinking need the services of a disreputable loan provider?

Going to California for the first time July 4th weekend for Burger Boogaloo (look it up) in Oakland. Just me and the girlfriend. I'm pumped.

Yeah, I’m amused by the part of Soylent’s origin story that’s
just some young dude who is SO PUT UPON by having to keep himself sustained two
or three times a day instead of simply coding ceaselessly that he worked up
enough motivation to actually order and assemble the chemical components of
human necessity, then market…

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*punches through bongo*

What?

I want to know what happened to that Golden Retriever the Drapers had.

Damn, beat me to it.

I believe Impalas are paleo.

Because his empty pandering appeals to the people to whom it was designed to appeal, and actively affects the people it wasn't with outrage. He's not charismatic, but he's engaging, and that's all a TV star needs to be.

I thought Don's hippie sendoff was pretty dark, insofar as "it's a new day, etc." is really the same "move on and forget it" lie he's been telling himself his whole life - now it's just dressed up in the buzzwords of a new zeitgeist. Instead of '50s bootstrap masculinity, it's '70s hippie-dippy zen. But it's still the…

Kind of ironic given the amount of magical realism Woody's put out.

Why don't YOU come over HERE, and make YOURself more comfortable?

They'd better cast someone else soon, or else they're going to have to play a lot of [http://i.ytimg.com/vi/co5GT…]

It's about ethics in rock journalism.

If you ever get a chance to see them, go. This is the best advice I can offer anyone, on any subject.

Very excited for "Shock the Monkey."

I predict that in the final episode, Don will return to his office at McCann, put his briefcase down, and then all the stuff will fall off the walls.