With a fork and knife.

Well not to harp on the point, but Citizen's United didn't determine that corporations are people, that's been legal precedent since the 19th Century. Again, that's the point of a corporation. In the modern macro-climate of mega-corporations this can lead to problems like Citizen's United, which said that corporate…

I mean, he got a lot of shit for this, and probably rightly so, but from a legal standpoint, corporations are people. That's the point.

Netflix: It's Not TV; No, Really, It's Not

Yep! Excellent decision.

Merry fucking Christmas.

Never Forget: Scharpling declared Breaking Bad was a slightly better Sons of Anarchy. RIP Best Show.

"Tidy conclusion" doesn't mean "happy ending." Walt evades the police in New Hampshire with the help of his magic sedan, and from that point on every single scheme he concocts goes off without a hitch. He ensures the money will get to his children with an elaborate ruse, makes it to Skyler to say his final goodbye and…

Well for whatever it's worth, I was 20 when I lost mine, by ANY rubric as defined down-thread, and I thought the same thing about myself back then. Obviously 20 is younger than 24, but it's still relatively late, and I don't regret it at all. I'm 26 now (oh Christ where did six years go). I don't think my life is any…

In my quest to find the perfect budget single-barrel, I discovered McClellan's - $20-$25 for a 750ml, not nearly as nice as a Glenfiddich, Ardbeg, etc., but beats any blend at a similar price point (in my opinion). I looked up some reviews online, and it seems to be a fairly polarizing drink; people either think it's…

There's no problem, I just wanted to participate :-/

My girlfriend is going to be out of town for the next two weeks. Any advice? That's all I got.

What straw man? Why is a woman "pulling the trigger" necessarily emasculating, and if that is the problem, isn't changing that perception as much a solution as goading the man into proposing?

WE GOT / NOTHIN' BETTER TO DO / BUT WHATCH BOOK TV / AND HAVE A COUPLE OF BREWS

Fifty sequels - one for every Playmate I've slept with!

Remember the Titans. I don't know why, but I must have seen that movie at least a half dozen times throughout my school years.

When people see "fuckin' art" they expect classy porn.

The Fonz could call him Mr. C!

Starting is aspiration, quitting is perspiration.

I guess streetwise New Yorkers are more marketable than Welsh auteurs.