Left-over half of a Southwestern turkey wrap (which is to say, a turkey wrap with about three black beans in there) from Cumberland Farms, and a bowl of from-scratch veggie soup from home.

Only about 90%. They do have original long-form politics and arts pieces.

Interestingly, "wrinkly brains" is the pet name I have for my genitals.

I've seen the show a couple of times now, but I recently watched it again with my girlfriend and I think she about punched me in the face when Ellsworth gets shot, because in her mind it was my fault that she had to know about it.

Actually one of my favorite go-to's is "can of garbanzos+whatever else is around." Usually works well with a lot of paprika.

T.H. White's The Once and Future King. 
I've never read anything quite like it, and I think it's about as perfect as anything can be. It's a hilarious retelling of a timeless adventure with a core humanity that manages to be uplifting and utterly heartbreaking at the same time, with a unique and consistent narrative…

I got a feeling this one'll starve to death before too long.

HELL AIR

The understudy, wracked with nerves and utterly unprepared for opening night, got as far as "chinny chin" before forgetting the rest of his line and freezing solid mid-sentence.

Was that at the People's Center or the Fuckin' Discovery Zone? I'm pretty sure I caught 'em at one of those places once.

I don't know why but that's one of my all-time favorite Simpsons moments.

I always figured it would some kind of statement that tied into the themes of prophecy on the show. Everything happens before it happens, as it were. That said, it's often obnoxious.

Rural Juror Sherbert

"I've got the penthouse, and I've got the hat. Now, what's this 'oil' I've heard so much about?"

His stand-up is fantastic. 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

GET TO THE OSCAHS!

GET TO THE OSCAHS!

Toward the end of the second paragraph: "…if only so that folks *woill* at least say nice things to him…"

Toward the end of the second paragraph: "…if only so that folks *woill* at least say nice things to him…"

"We think of crackers as a family food. Happy families. We don't know if single people eat crackers, and frankly we don't want to know." 
"So that's it, after 13 years? So long and good luck?"
"I don't recall saying 'good luck.'"