Dollars to donuts I'm older than you so you get off my lawn!

Gaarrrh. I forgot about the Kinja switch. Need to get my accounts in order.

"… and a mutual love of Dawes."

AV CLUB
Serving Singles' Members

That one was friggin' good too.

And Mel Brooks!!! MEL BROOKS!!!

Let me know if an act tops the Pearl Jam episode.

Blonde Sigourney Weaver is the best Sigourney Weaver.

Aping. I see what you did there.

If the movie evolves into a TV show why does the movie still exist?

"We've always been partial to Cogswell's Cogs," my great-great grandson will say someday.

It's almost O'Neal-esque.

Four days on the run and he's dying of thirst.
Someone get him a cab with a nice floral burst.

All in good time Astroboy … All in good time.

I've never been more thankful for an incompetent president.

"… pack up the moon and abandon the sun" Auden?

I read something somewhere that no matter what he'll always have 15% of the rock bottom. He could literally kill someone in Times Square with a gun.

This article from 2014 explains a few:

God love these people:

I'm in for the 2001 20 year reunion show.