Oh Carrie Coon … Mrs. Funkhouser and I watched (for the third time) the series finale for The Leftovers. She and Justin Theroux were completely captivating. It's interesting watching how good Theroux's performance is especially once you know what he's up to.

Great. Now I miss "Better Off Ted" all over again.

"ruptured calzone" !!! Ha! made me think it was an O'Neal byline. But nope. Well done CP.

When I was a little girl in Poland we all had ponies. And we loved them.

Mrs. Funkhouser and I talked about that too, but wasn't he just doing carpentry on the door?

Not bad.

I've seen it on Las Vegas buffets and have seen it on menus. Tried it. Not memorable. But pretty readily available.

It was a big deal when I got my first internet hookup at home. The senior Funkhousers even came to my house while the technician was hooking it up. I showed them around what I knew of the web and they left. As soon as they were gone … porn. Lots of porn. So. Much. Porn.

He released the phone calls with Kelly late last week in which she promised it wouldn't be "gotcha" journalism. But I think that's it so far.

So the former then.

Like "it moved" weirdly impressed? Or you just liked the details and stitching?

Dr. Axelrod's death was an ignominious end for the character. It seemed, if recollection serves (since there is no real DVD or streaming), no one cared much that he had died except for Fiscus.

It did, didn't it?!?

So now we know … Kevin Pang should not write about music.

I like my onion rings breaded and fried. Not a fan of batter dipped and fried. I'll eat 'em though.

… and what's with cuffs anyway? Are they supposed to catch crumbs from our sandwiches? Maybe save them up for later and make a new sandwich?

Visually it's sorta like how Robin Hood split that arrow at the Sheriff's tournament.

Been introducing Mrs. Funkhouser to M*A*S*H lately and she's liking it. Her favorite character is Sidney Freeman. If he's not going to be in it she's not that interested. Although she does love Col. Potter too.

… or Margaret Redding or Jennifer McDougal or Lee Phelps or Deanna Broom or Supina Brettonwood. Jeesh.

I knew as soon as I read the first line who wrote this. Nice job, O'Neal.