Like global warming, it's still real to me, dammit!

Oh, I'm sure they went back to the fawning, once the "what's this asshole yelling for" ended.

Did you bring a sword? If not, why not?

I've heard the same thing about Waffle House being cold on purpose. I haven't been to one in so long that I don't remember if they actually are cold.

Yes, but nothing you do is your fault if you're drunk enough. Sebastian Bach taught us that.

About 10 or 12 years ago, a few of us went to see Judas Priest. Before we went in, Sebastian Bach was there, picking up his tickets and it looked like he was paying for them, rather than having them comped. There were a bunch of people fawning over him and he was loving the attention. So, of course, my drunk buddy…

What about Illinois Nazis?

How does it feel?

Really? Sounds like a good way to justify not having the budget to send her into space but okay.

Or from season 2, with Wally instead of Jesse.

Throw it into the sun? If only they knew someone, maybe from another universe, who could do that.

15 things about fake news sites you NEED to know! Wait until you see number 6! (With unrelated picture of Scarlett Johansson.)

I prefer to read this as Vince McMahon is playing Aquaman, especially if good ol' JR plays a bystander at the climactic fight scene. "As God is my witness, he is broken in half!"

Anything at all to do with Melissa Benoist's Supergirl is automatically cute.

Seems to me that her fiance got off easy.

"so what fresh take is left?"

You have a girlfriend AND she showers? You've hit the jackpot!

Dammit! You already made that joke downthread. Disqus should provide some way to avoid this before I've posted. Some sort of distant early warning.

It was in one of the cheaper subdivisions.

HIV Bloodlines? That sounds terrifying!