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So, you're saying that he's got his eye on Conan's job?

We're using the word "icons" pretty generously here, aren't we?

There might be something to this. In the 90s, she gave me pretty serious fluctuations in my blood pressure.

I saw his butt hole. I liked it.

"Luke Cage is perhaps the most unapologetically black live action superhero series ever."

This graph is missing the greatest Simpsons character of them all. I refer, of course, to Moe's bar rag.

Are we all just pretending that the cartoon Lord of the Rings doesn't exist?

Shomi never stood a chance as long as Netflix hogged all the limelight.

If you're ever in Thailand, DO NOT order poutine. They…don't understand what you mean.

No kidding. You didn't even mention Magnum PEI or Monday Night Curling.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Death Wish 3 is the greatest video game movie ever made, even without being based on a video game.

We'll just tell him that he's saving actual bears.

Never mind Riot Fest. Let's all crowdfund Morrissey to buy the Chicago Bears. Watching him try to tell the tailgaters that they can't have meat would be more entertaining than anything he's ever done.

I don't know how to veal about this.

You mean it's not homemade porn?

And breakfast is for vodka.

If you haven't read it yet, Kraven's Last Hunt is a great Spidey story. It also features Cap, so it's a 2 for 1.

Jackyl will not be happy about this.

In the late 80s, a buddy and I went to some kind of skater/teen trade show kind of thing at one of the buildings in Exhibition Place in Toronto. After a couple hours, we had already seen all that there was to see so we checked if anything else was coming up. Scheduled for a couple hours later was some band we'd