Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck about hockey? You never saw someone say that before?

And several dead careers.

You sure did. That was Godzooky, his little cousin.

For a while, the Hanna Barbera cartoon was paired up with the Harlem Globetrotters. They would show the first half of the Globetrotters, then Godzilla, then back to the Globetrotters. I was pretty young but I remember the Globetrotters being good while Godzilla was like a low-rent mix of the Hulk and Scooby Doo…

They could go the Law and Order route and awkwardly rename everything, misunderstanding everything in the process. "This burger is going on my Snackchat!"

Xenu está de acuerdo con usted.

I mentioned it a few days ago in another thread but Sloan's 1996 album One Chord to Another is pure Beatlesque candy goodness. It's catchy as hell and one of those albums that I never get sick of hearing.

Some of the pages stick together. You'll NEVER be able to check them for semen!

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

He'll always be Nick Tortelli to me.

At least 1996 gave us Trouble at the Henhouse (The Hip) and One Chord to Another (Sloan) so it wasn't all bad up here.

Jared from Subway?

Absolutely, they help with one's sex life. My wife bought one and I told her she's fucked.

Raiders was great and all but you know what would have made it perfect? If there were a scene in which Indy survives a nuclear blast by hiding inside a fridge. And if he discovers he has a greaser son! That would be awesome!

I remember that Jewel article. I wonder how many late 90s journalism school applications came from the description of cuddling with her in bed.

Well, he's hung like a horse.

Good lord, a Chilitown merde! This is not a drill! We practiced for this, people!

Damn. I was hoping it was a gritty Inspector Gadget reboot.

Any car is a convertible, with the right tools.

Last night, I took my son to a local park that had a showing of Nosferatu, accompanied by a live band playing a score that the bandleader wrote for it. Really good and a perfect night for it.