But I haven't even mentioned Rob Schneider's role.

What? The next Bond should obviously be Adam Sandler. David Spade could put on yellowface as an unfortunately named Asian villain and Kevin James could be his flatulent henchman, Cheeks. This stuff writes itself!

It depends on which Juicy Fruit commercial because, if it's the one with Julianne Hough, I've already "studied" it quite a bit.

"Even before the First Skrillex War, widespread fear of technology led to popular music reaching into the past for inspiration, which is why the flute was the dominant instrument of the late twentieth century. The popular troubadour Jethro Tull was typical of this era, winning the first music award made from heavy…

I really don't want to know what doesitmatter will be getting in the mail.

Wrong civil war. Cap is a Roundhead and Tony is a Cavalier.

TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!!

I particularly like how they explain the endless supply of goons. The gang leader calls someone up and asks for reinforcements. Who is he calling? Is there a henchmen temp agency? Are they union? So many questions.

Death Wish 3 is the greatest video game movie ever made, even without being based on an actual game. The last half hour or so is basically a late 80s/early 90s side scroller. An endless supply of ridiculous disposable villains, seemingly unlimited ammunition and there's even a moment where player 2 joins in. It's…

The correct answer is the Red Scare robot that tried to kill Jimmy Carter in the live action Tick. No one rocked the hammer and sickle like it did.

IIRC, she was already gone from SMERSH but that was being hushed up and only a few at the top of SMERSH knew.

No "I Hate the Bloody Queen" by The Queen Haters? Was it too subtle?

Don't forget the emotional low point of the second act. "My boy's a box! Damn you! A box!"

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Meth

Four and a half minutes, then 30 seconds of them eating falafel.

No Daredevil? Sacrilege!

I don't even own a squirrel.

I usually go with the Dr. Nick "What the hell is that?"

Troy McClure?