Big deal. I was born in 1972 and I'm 29 years old.

It 2: Electric Boogaloo

I used to do that with my Blackberry. Now I have a Brownberry.

The best part of that video was the music. That might be a problem.

Does this mean he'll finally get revenge on the Ultimate Warrior? I think we all hope so. http://www.i-mockery.com/mi…

On the contrary, if even someone with such poor spelling and grammar can make $98 an hour, this HAS to work! Sign me up!

Golda Meir?

Dental plan!

There there.

Or a fjord.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd

Silk Speaker

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LORD PALMERSTON!!!

You really are smarter than Scooby Doo.

I never liked this song but, after hearing that someone who loves Rick Astley, Tiffany and reality TV hates it, I might have to give it another shot.

It was pretty inappropriate, though, when Dr. Seuss wrote Green Ass and Ham.

Like the late Earl Warren?

I have Ozzy AND Iommi in my dead pool so I would be strangely okay with that.

To be fair, President Whitmore both inspired the world with his speech about earth's Independence Day AND led the attack. That has to balance at least the internment camps.