I'm more offended that the Presidents of the United States of America, in fact, DID NOT EVEN HAVE A SINGLE PRESIDENT!!! Not even Filmore!

You sure? I thought Sy Snootles was the guy from the Hair Club for Men. He's not just the president; he's also a client.

"I have a dream…that you will drop the zero and get with the hero."

We need to hear the interview so we will know whether he pronounced it properly as "zed" instead of that abomination, "zee." Why won't you provide the audio, A.V. Club? What are you hiding?

I remember Kick Axe…

No Batman: TAS, Avatar, Justice League, Dragonball Z or Futurama? I'm glad that you guys don't get paid to write about pop cultu…

It got me to stop. A good jumping-on point also works for jumping off.

Can't we just get it over with and cast Stan Lee as Spidey? You know you want to.

I have a lot of Hawaiian shirts and that line makes me afraid to lose weight and settle down. When I drop dead of a massive coronary or liver disease, it'll be The Simpsons' fault.

L has two of the all time greats. Lionel Hutz and Lyle Lanley. I wonder which they chose…

He obviously means Dude Love. He's having second thoughts about leaving pro wrestling.

Too soon.

I'll drill Christina Hendr…

Oh, great. There go my Halloween plans.

I really hoped the father looked like Bill Cosby.

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys. Sure, I would be drinking in squalor, there's a good chance that a gunfight would break out and, if it happened at the end of a season, I would be sure to end up in jail but it would be an interesting night, to say the least.

This is easy. The Beef and Booze from SCTV, where Dave Thomas got his ass kicked for asking for green vegetables. They serve beef. They serve booze. Nuff said.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who only clicked on this article to get a better look at Katy Perry's boobs.

The only PJ is the adorable moppet from Family Circus. Oh, PJ! Will you ever grow up?

Your wussiness better come in handy.