Boris the Spider.

Yeah but tht's just a ripoff of Micheal Vick's alter ego so it may not count.

He also hasn't based his entire career on the fact that we miss his older brother John.

Mira, why TV-marry Jim Gaffigan when you could real-marry me?
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I had several alter egos but the best was David Hasselhoff (no relation.)  I would fly into a rage whenever someone mentioned Baywatch and sob that that show has ruined my life.

I seriously want to make Homer's Patented Space-Age Out of This World Moon Waffles.  If I survive, I'll celebrate with a Flaming Moe.

I was at the supermarket once and I had my cart all filled up when I realized that I had forgotten my wallet at home.  So I call home and ask my wife to bring it to me.  We lived nearby, just a few minutes walk away, but she's taking her sweet time.  And then this song comes on.  It was the first time I had heard it. …

I like Nirvana as much as the next guy but nobody over the age of 17 should hold Kurt Cobain up as the epitome of deep and meaningful.  That is an automatic loss of all credibility.

It's Only Rock 'N Roll is a lesser song than Satisfaction?  That's crazy talk.

"The Goode Family sometimes feels like a period piece from the early days of Bill Clinton’s presidency, when fevered debate over identity politics swept campuses all over the land…"

It also works if you yell "Make way!  Paramedics!"  People don't realize until it's too late that it's just some drunk assholes cutting through.

Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Pat Boone do this song first?

Is that what's going on?  I thought the internet wanted me to expose myself.

Is that what's going on?  I thought the internet wanted me to expose myself.

Yes…for your sister…

Yes…for your sister…

So, is it appropriate for every other post to include canceraids or
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So, is it appropriate for every other post to include canceraids or
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I'd like to buy an umlaut.

I'd like to buy an umlaut.