This episode wasn't just bad.  It was Lisa episode bad and that's the worst thing that I can say about the Simpsons.

The answer is clearly "It's Not Unusual."

I would
use echolocation on them.

The title of the thread says it all.

Kornheiser sucks
I got a "Kornheiser sucks" chant going at a Bills game on MNF in 2008. That offseason, he was dumped from the show. Yep, I'm taking credit.

Do you like maple syrup.? You can thank us for that! (Screw Vermont. I'm pretty sure we could take them.) Do you like it so much it gave you diabetes? You can thank us for insulin, too!

Is Massimo's still around? The last time I was in the area, it looked closed.

Punk
didn't win the war with classic rock. They called a truce when their kids married each other.

da Vinci, Newton, Kanye, Faraday…that sounds about right.

Anything by Drake. That way, the ground will be a relief.

I think Pink Floyd's "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun" would be just trippy enough for the freefall. It would offer nothing for the landing but, by that point, I would have bigger problems.

I broke my arm playing Battle of the Planets. Damn you, Heller!

They could have hurt less people by just burning everyone who will see the movie.

How boring must Patriot be if he isn't even as much fun to be around as an underground German goth?

I can't believe how heartless you people are.
No wonder Prince Nbuku said that I'm the only one that he can trust to help him. And as soon as the cheque arrives, I'll help this guy too. It should come any day now…

That wasn't peanut butter and you need better aim.

Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

No Unforgiven?
The first 90% of that movie felt like Clint was apologizing for his whole career. And then he remembered that the stuff that he was apologizing for was actually pretty awesome so he went with it.

"Cronenberg. Cronenberg should direct this. Rewrite it, too, fuck it."

You mean 6 straight hours of Cake Boss isn't educational? At least we still have the Toddlers and Tiaras marathon to satisfy our intellectual needs.